THIS IS WHERE I KEEP MY STUFF or: Welcome to Alan White's Website!
Ahhhhhhh. . . at last, a website of my very own; kicking back in my very own digital domain; the Potentate of Pixels as it were; a Lawnmower Man redux (sans lawnmower). Ready or not, here it comes; a fannish catch-all for my arty and written bits, eructations of the muse, zines, film clips and a collection of fillos that anyone can (and may) download willy nilly. Ahhhh. . . .Fandom, can't you just smell it?
LOSCON 36 FILM AND SLIDESHOW NOW AVAILABLE. . . Relive the thrills and excitement of LosCon 36, or discover why you're glad you didn't go, just by clicking that "Films" button on the left. How simple is that? Not only can you smell the fandom, but watch what you're smelling at the same time. Hmmm, see that logo on the left? That's the LosCon Logo Uncle BEM. Funny, I had an uncle that was all hands too.
Detailing 50 Years in Fandom with Photos, Diatribe, Over Exuberance and Naiveté all wrapped in an impossibly graphical extravaganza! Not for the faint of heart nor dial-up. Pick me, Flick Me or Lick Me, but whatever you do, please Click ME.
THIS WEBSITE IN THE WORKS - EXPECT LITTLE In the meantime, the Chat Forum is up and running. Share your shame with the rest of us or give us something to live for; but for God sakes, just don't sit there!
SAVE THE TREES, KILL A FAN Attention, all those who still publish paper zines! Please remove me from your mailing list! No, I'm not a tree hugger, but I hate getting the stuff, hanging on to it, finding time to read it and who to give it to later. If it ain't in a digital format or on efanzines.com, I'll pass.
	GET ON THE FAST TRACK TO FAME AND GLORY! If you love the smell of fandom in the morning as much as I, you too can get the first whif of "Smell the Fandom" by getting on the mailing list! Keep up with every change, addition and subtle nuance to "Boomers Lament", The Nostalgia Project, Free Fan Art, Movies, Photos and all the other wacky stuff. Just click ME. You'll be glad you did!